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Abyssal Horizon Abyssal Booty Hunters

Combat

Kills0

Losses7

Efficiency0%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed0

Lost4.31m

ISK Efficiency0%

Balance-4312516

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows0

Combat Points0

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

ActivityInactive

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Bio

[Verse 1]
In 2125
I was on a mining colony
On mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars
And then one day
I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was

[Chorus]
Space asshole
In a truck flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge
And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face
Space asshole
Planting charges left and right
Space asshole
All he does is annihilate and fight

[Verse 2]
I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I can earn myself a day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I am wrong
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[Chorus]
Space asshole
Hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space asshole
Laying waste to this entire town

[Bridge]
Now all the rest are dead
Space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of

[Chorus]
Space asshole
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole
Wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge

[Outro]
Space asshole
Space asshole
Space asshole
He's the space asshole

Dashboard

Stats

Kills0

Losses7

Efficiency0%

ISK Destroyed0

ISK Lost4.31m

ISK Efficiency0%

Solo Kills0

Solo Losses7

NPC Losses0

Blob Factor0

Active TimezoneUSTZ

Final Blows0

Points0

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