Last Active10d ago
BirthdayJul 25, 2025 (1 years old)
Next BirthdayJul 25, 2027 (258 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses7
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost4.31m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-4312516
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
[Verse 1]
In 2125
I was on a mining colony
On mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars
And then one day
I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was
[Chorus]
Space asshole
In a truck flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge
And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face
Space asshole
Planting charges left and right
Space asshole
All he does is annihilate and fight
[Verse 2]
I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I can earn myself a day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I am wrong
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[Chorus]
Space asshole
Hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space asshole
Laying waste to this entire town
[Bridge]
Now all the rest are dead
Space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of
[Chorus]
Space asshole
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole
Wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge
[Outro]
Space asshole
Space asshole
Space asshole
He's the space asshole
In 2125
I was on a mining colony
On mars
Just a quiet backwater facility
Among the stars
And then one day
I was minding my own business
I was mining my own ore
And there he was
[Chorus]
Space asshole
In a truck flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge
And as he landed, out came his hammer
Smashed my boss right in the face
Space asshole
Planting charges left and right
Space asshole
All he does is annihilate and fight
[Verse 2]
I didn't sign up for this
I just wanted to get away
Somewhere remote
Just a place where I can earn myself a day's pay
Without being smote
But every time I think I'm safe
Every time I think it's calm
I am wrong
You might also like
The Fine Print
The Stupendium
Come m’hai
dARI
Butcher Pete Part 1 & 2
Roy Brown
[Chorus]
Space asshole
Hammer swinging, buildings falling down
Space asshole
Laying waste to this entire town
[Bridge]
Now all the rest are dead
Space asshole has prevailed
Only I am left alive to tell the tale of
[Chorus]
Space asshole
Comes out of nowhere to destroy
Space asshole
Wanton carnage is all he can enjoy
Space asshole
In a truck, flying off a ridge
Space asshole
Smashing through a bridge
[Outro]
Space asshole
Space asshole
Space asshole
He's the space asshole
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses7
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost4.31m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses7
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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