I once tried to sell an asteroid to a guy in Jita. He didn’t buy it, but he did call me a "space genius." Now I just float around pretending to know what I’m doing. My ship’s held together by duct tape and questionable decisions, and half the time, I’m just staring at the local chat wondering why people still take EVE so seriously. I’ve been scammed, blown up, and betrayed, but at least I’m not those guys who actually try to “win” the game. I’m here for the chaos, the memes, and the occasional accidental mining run. That’s it.