DaSkywatcher

DaSkywatcher: Minmatar Miner with Dreams of Mayhem (and Accidental Ship Loss)

DaSkywatcher wasn't your average Minmatar belt rat. Sure, he could coax respectable chunks of veldspar out of an asteroid like nobody's business, his trusty Retriever humming along like a happy space cow. But deep down, beneath the calloused palms and the ever-present sheen of mining grime, beat a heart that yearned for something more... something a little less rock, a little more........... pew-pew.

DaSkywatcher dreamt of fleets. Not just any fleets, mind you, but fleets filled with friends, flying through space like a pack of drunken pigeons. He envisioned nights filled with laughter, camaraderie, and the occasional (entirely accidental, of course) incident of a fleet member's ship being targetted instead of the bogey.

And so began the glorious, messy, side-splitting tale of DaSkywatcher, the Minmatar miner who dared to dream of pew-pew, laughter, and the occasional, entirely-accidental pod explosion. Rift Watch may never have conquered the entire cluster, but they sure knew how to have a good time, And that, for him, was all that mattered.

After all, who needs a trophy when you've got a fleet of friends and a lifetime supply of space shenaningans?