Dimittas

Dimittas, the Dreaded Discharge

In the dark, unholy depths of New Eden, Dimittas wages a foul and relentless war—not against the stars, but against the scourge of smegma and its legions of filth. With unwavering resolve, he vows to cleanse the galaxy, sending waves of panic and involuntary clenching through the ranks of the unfaithful.

Dimittas does not just "let go." Oh no. He clutches onto his divine mission with a fervor that rivals hemorrhoidal discomfort itself. His enemies live in a constant state of cosmic paranoia, forever teetering on the edge of despair and discomfort, haunted by the very real fear that Dimittas might be hiding in the shadows, ready to descend with an arsenal of unholy cleansing and unfiltered zeal.

Fly with Dimittas, the self-appointed scourge of smeg, and experience the wrath of a pilot who won’t rest until every unclean crevice has been purged from New Eden. Faithlessness beware: Dimittas is coming, and he’s got a hygiene crusade that stops for no one.