Frigate Hitman
Guristas Pirates
Dec 7, 2025
Jan 16, 2024(2y)
Jan 16, 2027(270d)
Combat
Kills51
Losses14
Efficiency78%
ISK
Destroyed5.29b
Lost137.12m
ISK Eff.97%
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows1
Points51
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.06
ActivityInactive
Frigate Hitman
Guristas Pirates
Last Active
Dec 7, 2025
Birthday
Jan 16, 2024 (2 years old)
Next Birthday
Jan 16, 2027 (270 days)
Combat
Kills51
Losses14
Efficiency78%
Danger Ratio93%
ISK
Destroyed5.29b
Lost137.12m
ISK Efficiency97%
Balance+5.15b
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio2%
Final Blows1
Points51
Other
NPC Losses1
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.06
ActivityInactive
No data available
Bio
Guristas Militia • Budget Assassin • Loud Incompetent Torpedo Enthusiast
Rumor says I was trained by the Guristas’ elite.
Reality is I watched two videos, misfit a Tristan, and immediately enlisted.
I specialize in:
Shooting first
Shooting second
Asking who I just shot much, much later
Accidentally ambushing people I wasn’t even hunting
Guristas told me: “Blend in, strike from the shadows.”
So naturally I joined faction warfare, turned on my broad scanners, and started announcing targets in local. Stealth is overrated anyway—insurance payouts aren’t.
Certified Guristas Operative™
Uncertified at pretty much everything else.
I only take the most dangerous, high-value targets:
✔ Distracted miners
✔ Lone frigates
✔ The stargate I misclicked on
✔ Myself, sometimes
I woke up once in a clone bay with no memory except how to fit the wrong modules on the wrong ship. Since then, I’ve embraced my destiny as the persistent, discount-grade hitman New Eden never asked for.
If my ship explodes, it was part of the plan.
If yours explodes, also part of the plan.
If neither explode… that’s a bug.
Rumor says I was trained by the Guristas’ elite.
Reality is I watched two videos, misfit a Tristan, and immediately enlisted.
I specialize in:
Shooting first
Shooting second
Asking who I just shot much, much later
Accidentally ambushing people I wasn’t even hunting
Guristas told me: “Blend in, strike from the shadows.”
So naturally I joined faction warfare, turned on my broad scanners, and started announcing targets in local. Stealth is overrated anyway—insurance payouts aren’t.
Certified Guristas Operative™
Uncertified at pretty much everything else.
I only take the most dangerous, high-value targets:
✔ Distracted miners
✔ Lone frigates
✔ The stargate I misclicked on
✔ Myself, sometimes
I woke up once in a clone bay with no memory except how to fit the wrong modules on the wrong ship. Since then, I’ve embraced my destiny as the persistent, discount-grade hitman New Eden never asked for.
If my ship explodes, it was part of the plan.
If yours explodes, also part of the plan.
If neither explode… that’s a bug.
Dashboard
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Losses0
Efficiency0%
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Solo Kills0
Solo Losses0
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
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