Character: FlyByWire
Amarr
Ni-Kunni
-0.06
birthday:
Jan 10, 2023 (2 years old)
Next Birthday:
Jan 10, 2026 (175 days remaining)
Corporation: Deaths Consortium
Alliance: Pandemic Horde
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Character Biography

I was only nine years old. I loved P33KY so much, I had all the pings and memes.
I'd ping to P33KY every night before I go to bed, thanking him for the corp I've been given. "P33KY is love", I would say, "P33KY is life".
My dad hears me and calls me a Goon. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion to P33KY. I called him a hisec miner. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me.
It's P33KY. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my r64." He grabs me with his powerful tame CEO hands, and puts me in my Covetor.
I activate my strip miners for P33KY. He penetrates my ore hold. It hurts so much, but I do it for P33KY. I can feel my ore hold tearing as my eyes start to water.
I mine against his force. I want to please P33KY. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my ore hold with his love.
My dad walks in. P33KY looks him straight in the eye, and says, "I hate you all." P33KY leaves through my drone bay.
P33KY is love. P33KY is life.

Stats (90d)

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