Senyor Queso

El nombre es Cheese, Mister Cheese



Mandarin lesson #1
Kill: Paksiainen Ohmiras (Corax)
[09:43:56] Paksiainen Ohmiras Senyor Queso 草泥马麻痹

草泥马麻痹 The literal translation from Mandarin is "Grass Mud Horse" or to you and I, Alpaca. You may find it odd that Paksiainen Ohmiras was calling me an alpaca, afterall my legs aren't short and my neck isn't particularly long. The actual reason is more sinister.

In Mandarin Alpaca (Cǎon\xedmǎ m\xe1b\xec) sounds very similar to "fuck your mother" (Cāo nǐ mā bī). Internet users in China used Alpaca to evade the censorship laws imposed by their government. So whilst it may look like Paksiainen Ohmiras was calling me a camelid, he was in fact telling me to "fuck off".

Mandarin lesson #2
Kill: Poseidon torpedo (Punisher)
[17:32:04] Ibaka Wilkins > 操你妈逼 (it is Ibaka Wilkins alt, as indeed is the above kill too)

操你妈逼 This is the direct and vulgar version. Literally "fuck your mum's pussy". Used when English speakers might say "fuck you". It's regarded as the highest insult in Chinese culture.

This being over a T1 frigate and destroyer shows how manbabies are similar the world over.

That's it for now, Fly dangerous capsuleers o7