Crypt Scum

Comms Black [PSST.]

Gallente Intaki

BirthdayOct 18, 2022 (4 years old)
Next BirthdayOct 18, 2027 (364 days)

Combat

Kills1

Losses5

Efficiency17%

Danger Ratio100%

ISK

Destroyed83.60m

Lost2.21b

ISK Efficiency4%

Balance-2130527626

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows1

Combat Points1

Other

NPC Losses0

NPC Loss Ratio0%

Avg Kills/Day0.00

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Bio

A man was putting his daughter to bed one night and in her bed time prayers she said; "...God bless mommy, God bless Daddy, God Bless Grandma, goodbye Grandpa...".

"Why did you say goodbye Grandpa?" he asked. She replied, "It just seemed like the right thing to say."

The next day, grandpa died.

A few days later, her night time prayers were, "God Bless mommy, God bless daddy, goodbye grandma. The next day, grandma died and the father thought, "This little one is really in tune with the other side."

About a month goes by, and her prayers were, "God bless mommy, goodby daddy." The father's jaw dropped. He was terrified.

That night he didn't sleep a wink. The next day he was as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Every sound he heard made him jump.

"If I can make it until midnight, I'll be fine," he thought. When the work day was done, he decided to just stay at the office and not chance expiring in a traffic accident. At 12:01 am, he went home.

When he walked through the door, his wife said, "Where have you been? You have never once worked this late."

He replied, "I've had the worst day of my life dear, I don't want to talk about it."

She responded, "Well, it couldn't have been worse than mine. Right in the middle of the morning meeting, my boss dropped dead."

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