Basharn Vokan

Came to New Eden for the rocks, stayed because someone turned my Retriever into a fireworks display and mailed me a bill for the ammo. I now live to explore New Eden like a blind mole rat.

I split my time between mining the wrong asteroid belts, forgetting to reload during fights, and accidentally bumping station undocks like it’s a sport. I mine Veldspar like it’s made of gold, rat in belts so quiet even the Guristas feel bad for me, and once I accidentally reprocessed my own ship.

I once tried PvP, but my ship’s self-destruct button works faster than my guns. So my new strategy is “warp to 0 and hope they panic”. One time I also tried to tank a gate camp by yelling “Diplomatic Immunity!” in chat. Most recently I got lost in a wormhole, I ate all my nanite paste, and started naming planets until I stumbled home.

If you see me in space, I’m either lost, bait, or both.




Kill: Shay Stryker (Phantasm)