SpaceSparrow

A moment of silence and thought:

Our Fleet's,
That are in local,
Hollowed be thy DPS,

Thy targets come,
Thy primary pwned,
On gate camps, as in belts,

Give us this day, our fraction loot,

Forgive us our trespasses,
as we pod those who trespass against us,

Lead us NOT into hi-sec,
but deliever us through bubbles,

for thine is the pew pew,
the pwnage, and smacktalk
forever and ever,

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You know if you are an eve player when:

1. You walk into walmart and think to yourself. "DAMN I hate Jita"
2. You're driving in town and you think to yourslef. "I need to get out of low-sec."
3. You run away from a car accident to avoid getting podded.
4. You get turned on by the phase, "your training is completed"
5. When getting ready to go out for the evening, you text your friends "x-up"