DontTrustMe365

In MY empire of Dipshit Dumbass Assbiters,

I rule with an iron fist. Yet, I will not control my membership. This simple misunderstanding leads to a false delusion of leadership. I allow others to conduct my diplomacy, as I struggle with self control around others. Negoations are only enjoyable if there is a gun to your head.

Our days are filled with excitement – battling fierce Ventures and hostile Retrievers. These worthy opponents pad my killboard nicely ensuring that everyone who looks at it is met with an appropriate level of terror. Those carebear tears sustain my sense of self worth and ensure that my ego gets healthy doses of stroking. Quantity over quality because that ganking and blops is where it is at.

Go ahead and pay that randsom so I can wreck you anyway!!

Carebears are just a bunch of fucking nerds!