UzedPickle

I use light tackle. You know why? Cause the scrams dont miss: and unlike the shitty ewar ships it stops a criminal in their tracks in two hits. scram: web: and they’re fucking done. I use cap nuts just to make damn sure. Because: once again: I’m not there to coddle a buncha criminal scum sucking *******: I’m there to 1) Be a fucking hero tackle. 2) Guard the isk ratio. So you can absolutely get fucked. If I get a titan: which I won’t: you can guarantee I will continue to use tackle to apprehend criminals. Because it’s quick: clean and effective as fuck. Why in the seven hells would I fuck around with weapon dissruptors: which take half your mid slots just to shut someone down: or with the void bombs which are slow as balls: impossible to land and do about next to jack shit: fuck all. Light tackle is the superior law enforcement role. Because it stops crime. And it stops crime by reducing the number of criminals roaming in our fucking space.

link to badass hero tackle montage: https://youtu.be/6n3pFFPSlW4

link to original copypasta source: https://youtu.be/t6bbelf02jM