Jaster Laenwyn

Jo reggelt! It would seem you have stumbled across description page for me! Jaster Laenwyn, Director of Redwall Strategic Solutions Enterprises Inc. We're the finest purveyors of Gypsy Wormhole goods and services, you see, all the way from dear homeland of Neo-Hungary! Anything from munitions, junk, data, secrets, or fortunes, we are your one stop shop for everything you need to survive the sometimes unexplainable horrors of New Eden!.

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We currently have no home, but that is just the way we like it. With nothing but open space at our fingertips, we will make sure we get exactly what you need to you! The faithful customers, and daring pilots of New Eden.

If you run into a KORSS Ship in your travels, do not be alarmed, we come bearing no ill will. However, please know, that hostile actions may or may not result in Gypsy curses! Results may vary.

So please, if you see this humble fortune teller in your travels, stop by, browse my wares, and have a fortune over a fine glass of uso.



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