Zvi Malindroit

"Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast. There is also theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened."

Zvi, pronounced SVEE, is a man of many completely redudant, yet insurmountably useful talents. All of which have to do with the growing decline of grapefruits in 0.0 regions of space. Also, he enjoys a good fish fillet with some lemon juice and a cup of tea.