CakePandanks Buelle

TesticularTorsion [C00MR]

Gallente Intaki

BirthdayOct 18, 2020 (6 years old)
Next BirthdayOct 18, 2027 (361 days)

Combat

Kills19

Losses29

Efficiency40%

Danger Ratio93%

ISK

Destroyed6.01b

Lost1.73b

ISK Efficiency78%

Balance+4.28b

Solo

Solo Kills0

Solo Ratio0%

Final Blows2

Combat Points19

Other

NPC Losses2

NPC Loss Ratio7%

Avg Kills/Day0.01

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Bio

Liv Mackling > gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

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