CakePandanks Buelle
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CakePandanks Buelle

Oct 18, 2020(5y)
Oct 18, 2026(84d)
Combat
Kills19
Losses29
Efficiency40%
ISK
Destroyed6.01b
Lost1.73b
ISK Eff.78%
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows2
Points19
Other
NPC Losses2
NPC Loss Ratio7%
Avg Kills/Day0.01
ActivityInactive
Nothing in the last 7d
Bio
Liv Mackling > gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird fucking chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh shit, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
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Stats

No activity in the last 90d

Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -