Last ActiveJul 24, 2020
BirthdayJun 6, 2020 (6 years old)
Next BirthdayJun 6, 2027 (230 days)
Combat
Kills11
Losses18
Efficiency38%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed453.56m
Lost690.79m
ISK Efficiency40%
Balance-237232244
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows1
Combat Points11
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Kripzys Bigdong - A Sad Story
When Kripzys was a kid, his dad, a heroic space marine commando, died from ass cancer. His mom, all alone, and horny as fuck, married a rich tentacled face alien slaver, who was an asshole of a step-dad. This made Kripzys really mad, so he got addicted to space meth and joined the space army to be like his dad. Unfortunately, you can't smoke space meth in the space army, so they kicked him out. This made Kripzys very mad. Good for him, he had 2 valuable skills from his military service: flying ships and smoking meth.
After coming back home, he smoked a ton of space meth and shot his step-dad in the tentacles, and also shot his mom because he thought she was a space leopard because he was high on space meth. Once he realized his mom was not a space leopard, he got really sad. After some time to cool off and smoke the rest of his space meth, he realized he needed space money for more space meth. He stole his step-dad's ship and now he roams space to find people to kill for space money for space meth.
After a couple months in space, Kripzys has gotten used to the pirate drug lord life. He loves to huff gas and kill innocents. Also in an ironic twist of fate, he is an extreme tentacle sexual, and can only get off to the most deviant hentai in space. His cousin Carrie Bigdong has also joined his pirate meth gang and they go around space and kill people and fuck their corpses with tentacles.
The End
When Kripzys was a kid, his dad, a heroic space marine commando, died from ass cancer. His mom, all alone, and horny as fuck, married a rich tentacled face alien slaver, who was an asshole of a step-dad. This made Kripzys really mad, so he got addicted to space meth and joined the space army to be like his dad. Unfortunately, you can't smoke space meth in the space army, so they kicked him out. This made Kripzys very mad. Good for him, he had 2 valuable skills from his military service: flying ships and smoking meth.
After coming back home, he smoked a ton of space meth and shot his step-dad in the tentacles, and also shot his mom because he thought she was a space leopard because he was high on space meth. Once he realized his mom was not a space leopard, he got really sad. After some time to cool off and smoke the rest of his space meth, he realized he needed space money for more space meth. He stole his step-dad's ship and now he roams space to find people to kill for space money for space meth.
After a couple months in space, Kripzys has gotten used to the pirate drug lord life. He loves to huff gas and kill innocents. Also in an ironic twist of fate, he is an extreme tentacle sexual, and can only get off to the most deviant hentai in space. His cousin Carrie Bigdong has also joined his pirate meth gang and they go around space and kill people and fuck their corpses with tentacles.
The End
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