ムMy hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon. <} Rizz'em with the 'Tism.

Days in the life of one of these weirds lookings things. <} Born to reclaim the holy land, Cursed to receive a warning from HR

Apoctasy : come out to low sec, the water is warm (its piss), he's hitting you like a t1 warrior

The cleanest body with the filthiest mind, The highest morale and lowest morals

Yoink is just the opposite of Yeet, but it's just as fast, while the Lord yeeteth and the Lord yoinketh away.

Jet beams cant melt steel fuel. <}Burger King crowns whisper to men like the green goblin mask.

Sometimes what a person needs is just one piece... a goth gf who let's you wear her lingerie.

Did i take my meds? <} Lore update: I have officially lost the plot, idk what's happening anymore.

I wish i was a tardigrade. <} I've found peace in your walls, and i love the way you smile when no one is watching <3

Majoring in being silly and minoring in goofing off. <} I hope them aliens are real so i have more things to fuck.

The shotgun in my house looks mad delicious now. <} "I could fix him" yeah so could a single 9mm round you dumb bitch.

Despite everything that's happened. I persevere and remain silly :3 <} I'm on a sea creature diet. I see creatures, I eat them.

Born to dilly dally, Forced to lock in. <} My ass would've stayed in the primordial soup if i knew there was gonna be days like this.

Therapy is NOT enough, i need to fight my dad. <} ANGELS CARRY MY ASSAULT WEAPONS

I'd be unstoppable if it weren't for the sleepys. <} Born to "HAIII :3" Forced to say "WSG GANG"

Countless horrors await, but i remain faithful to the cheese. <} Ad Astra Per Aspera

Life becomes dull when you realize they arent "MILFS" anymore, just women your age.

I got that dog in me and its chained to the front yard. <} I'll eat your sweater vest for dinner.

Swing or be Swung. <}Salt & Vinegar is the piss kink of chip flavors, i will NOT elaborate.

Otacon, I'm in a box, but it's full of catgirls. <} Eating macking cheese from the michael wave.

if you ever feel safe, please remember that im out there <} Makes me want to suck start my 12g

Dashboard

Stats

Kills179

Losses7

Efficiency96%

ISK Destroyed74.23b

ISK Lost458.55m

ISK Efficiency99%

Solo Kills42

Solo Losses3

NPC Losses2

Blob Factor10.83