Rastigan Blightshade

"I was on my way up the stairs...
When I met a man who was not there!
He was not there again today...

I Wish I Wish He'd GO AWAY!"

I am Macabre Abomination's complete lack of surprise.

I am not out for blood on everybody. Think of me as that
local houseless person who always has the finest 420,
and a fast bike. I love the houseless, the beggar, the
student, the humble benefactor, the nurse who gives
us aid in our times of need. I love the wicked, and
the faithful, for I was one of these people, one each and all.

Am I a pirate? Absolutely.
But don't get it twisted...
I do not steal from the poor.
That is bad form, smee!!
VERY bad form.

Nay, but ye shall
find ye bones
on the bottom
of Davy Jones' lockerrrrrrr
if ye sae
an single word
agai'n me hearties!


Walk the
PLAAAAAANK
Ye scurvy land lovers!