Lee Tolstoy

I'm a Russian-American-Canadian-Turkish sly fox. I must'n dont not have webbed feet and a spotted dog named Spotless because he is a Russian spy trained by Israeli guerilla figthers in a Chinese forrest with North-Korean resources provided by Iranian oil purchased by American oil tycoons to be sold to Ukrainian oligarchs to be repackeged and sold for consumption to the Russian Federation in hopes of one day conquering Canada forcing Canadians to immigrate to America in hopes of making the Americans globally humble and apologetic which was Mexico's plan all along. You should all thank Spotless the double-double-thrice agent for single pawdly saving woof-kind.