Last ActiveJun 8, 2020
BirthdayFeb 29, 2020 (6 years old)
Next BirthdayMar 1, 2027 (115 days)
Combat
Kills1
Losses5
Efficiency17%
Danger Ratio100%
ISK
Destroyed11.45m
Lost2.40b
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-2391132305
Solo
Solo Kills1
Solo Ratio100%
Final Blows1
Combat Points1
Other
NPC Losses0
NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Praise James, the saviour of High Sec
After years of neglect and abuse, a highsec miner's conscience has often withered away. Most EVE players view the highsec miners as a detestable, pestilential cancer. As Saviour of Highsec, I still find the strength to occasionally perform acts of mercy where the miners are concerned. For instance, even when the miners spit vile insults at me in local, I do not respond in kind. Why not? See if you can stand in the highsec miner's shoes for a moment. I have bumped him out of mining range, ruining his mining op. I destroyed his last shred of dignity, if he had any to begin with. That miner has to have some kind of comeback--his kind always does. So if allowing the miner to vent his profanities toward me in local saves his wife or children one extra beating, that's something I'll gladly take. The miner has to take it out on somebody, and I'd rather it be me than some household full of children out there.
In this case, my mercy toward the miner comes in the form of some simple, practical examples by which he can follow the New Halaima Code of Conduct. Goofus represents the average highsec miner, while Gallant represents the reformed, improved highsec miner which I seek to create:
Goofus whines in local after being suicide ganked.
Gallant thanks the ganker for teaching him a lesson.
Goofus claims to be a disabled military veteran, or a single mother, or that mining is relaxing.
Gallant admits that he has no good reason for mining in highsec.
Goofus makes up excuses for being AFK while mining.
Gallant always remains at his keyboard.
Goofus fills local with obscenities when he gets bumped out of range.
Gallant promptly pays 10 million isk to the Supreme Protector of Halaima.
Goofus spends all day mining to accumulate isk.
Gallant only takes as much ice as he needs.
Goofus begs CCP to buff hulk EHP.
Gallant tanks his ships to improve their EHP.
Goofus moans endlessly about hulkageddon and evil goonies.
Gallant admires all forms of emergent gameplay.
Goofus boasts about having important alts in nullsec.
Gallant recognizes his place is at the bottom of the EVE hierarchy.
Please, don't be Goofus. Let’s go!
After years of neglect and abuse, a highsec miner's conscience has often withered away. Most EVE players view the highsec miners as a detestable, pestilential cancer. As Saviour of Highsec, I still find the strength to occasionally perform acts of mercy where the miners are concerned. For instance, even when the miners spit vile insults at me in local, I do not respond in kind. Why not? See if you can stand in the highsec miner's shoes for a moment. I have bumped him out of mining range, ruining his mining op. I destroyed his last shred of dignity, if he had any to begin with. That miner has to have some kind of comeback--his kind always does. So if allowing the miner to vent his profanities toward me in local saves his wife or children one extra beating, that's something I'll gladly take. The miner has to take it out on somebody, and I'd rather it be me than some household full of children out there.
In this case, my mercy toward the miner comes in the form of some simple, practical examples by which he can follow the New Halaima Code of Conduct. Goofus represents the average highsec miner, while Gallant represents the reformed, improved highsec miner which I seek to create:
Goofus whines in local after being suicide ganked.
Gallant thanks the ganker for teaching him a lesson.
Goofus claims to be a disabled military veteran, or a single mother, or that mining is relaxing.
Gallant admits that he has no good reason for mining in highsec.
Goofus makes up excuses for being AFK while mining.
Gallant always remains at his keyboard.
Goofus fills local with obscenities when he gets bumped out of range.
Gallant promptly pays 10 million isk to the Supreme Protector of Halaima.
Goofus spends all day mining to accumulate isk.
Gallant only takes as much ice as he needs.
Goofus begs CCP to buff hulk EHP.
Gallant tanks his ships to improve their EHP.
Goofus moans endlessly about hulkageddon and evil goonies.
Gallant admires all forms of emergent gameplay.
Goofus boasts about having important alts in nullsec.
Gallant recognizes his place is at the bottom of the EVE hierarchy.
Please, don't be Goofus. Let’s go!
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