Bristol Caldre

Worst Tackle Pilot in *DKVC WildCard.

I got a twelve-pack of that gorilla. That shit you can only find walking along the hashish transport paths in Azerbaijan. I'm smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack. They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons. Shit's so purple it should be asking me "Where's Ronald?" This shit will turn your pacemaker off. Nuclear levels of sour. Lung slaughtering, necromancer kush. Shit got diamonds on it so you know the THC to CBD ratio is fuckin' swag . A whiff of this shit? Yeah this that nefarious evil sorcerer moon grass. This shit straight out of Caelid. This shit is what shot Tupac. R.I.P. my homie for real dog. Peace.

Be Broke ~ It Reduces Ganks

Ransom? I thought your ship had guns.

"They always WANT to rub your face in the dirt. If they can, they will."

Got my start in [SINK] [DKVC] Pub Channel Banjo Fight Club Dark Venture Corporation - Alpha to Omega

Kill: Fettered (Falcon)
Kill: Chad Hammercock (Crusader)
Kill: Bristol Caldre (Crusader)