6h ago
Dec 17, 2019(6y)
Dec 17, 2026(80d)
Combat
Kills2,117
Losses699
Efficiency75%
ISK
Destroyed657.55b
Lost71.43b
ISK Eff.90%
Solo
Solo Kills135
Solo Ratio6%
Final Blows561
Combat Points2,500
Other
NPC Losses31
NPC Loss Ratio4%
Avg Kills/Day0.86
ActivityHigh
Bio


Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Dashboard
Stats
Kills133
Losses47
Efficiency74%
ISK Destroyed32.66b
ISK Lost3.56b
ISK Efficiency90%
Solo Kills7
Solo Losses14
NPC Losses0
Blob Factor5.29
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows39
Points236
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSmall Gang (126 kills)
Solo 6% Small 62% Mid 33%
Avg Fleet: 5.2 Bait (10x)
Top Fleet Partners
eaer reftaSavagerie [Wildlife]91
Moiraine Sedai DamodredBolshevik Agency Exterminator41
TamaBahamaBolshevik Agency Exterminator35
Ben SiegelSavagerie [Wildlife]25
RIPJAW THORNHAMMERSavagerie [Wildlife]21
Tol EviSavagerie [Wildlife]21
Everyone JrBolshevik Agency Exterminator19
5318008 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHViolent Trans Matching [Neon Nightmares]19
Farwin DustSavagerie [Wildlife]18
Quiet BearSavagerie [Wildlife]9