Simpl Rick

Sixty iterations off the central finite curve, there's a Rick that works more with wood than polarity plating. His name is Simple Rick, but he's no dummy. He realized long ago that the greatest thing he'd ever create was his daughter. We captured that moment, and run it on a loop through Simple Rick's mind. And the chemical that makes his brain secrete goes into goes into every Simple Rick's Simple Wafers wafer cookie. Come home to the impossible flavor of your own completion. Come home to Simple Rick's.

There's a Rick that held a factory hostage after murdering his boss and several coworkers. The factory made cookies, flavored them with lies. He made us all take a look at what we were doing and in the bargain he got a taste of real freedom. We captured that taste and we keep givin it to him so he can give it right back to you in every bite of new Simple Rick Freedom Wafer Selects. Come home to the unique flavor of shattering the grand illusion, come home to Simple Rick's...