EVE X IRL

1) When you are at the border and the policeman says 'off grid, we need to check your fit'
2) When you see tritanium instead of titanium in the periodic table
3) When you D-scan your GF
4) When you accidentaly go on an incursion instead of an excursion
5) When you get a substitute teacher and say 'Wonder who is the new FC'