Veldspar Duck

"I'm not saying I've been everywhere and I've done everything. But I do know this is a pretty amazing galaxy we live in here. And a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe."

"Like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never fly faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes."

"Just remember what old Veldspar Duck does when the earth quakes and the poison arrows fall from the sky and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah,Veldspar Duck just looks that big old storm right in the eye and says "Give me your best shot. I can take it."

"When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, looks you crooked in the eye, and asks you if you paid your dues; you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol' Veldspar Duck always says at a time like that: "Have you paid your dues, Duck? Yes, sir, the check is in the mail."