Kilian SantaCruz

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad

Yo mama so fat she went to KFC to get a bucket of chicken they asked her what size and she said the one on the roof

Yo momma so fat she sued xbox 360 for guessing her weight

yo mama so fat that she dont need the internet she's already world wide

Yo mama so fat that I ran out of gas trying to drive around her.

yo mama so fat that she gave draclua diabeties

Your mama so fat, when she twerk, she became a wrecking ball.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo Mama's so fat, it took Thanos two snaps to kill her.

Yo mama so fat, everytime she walks she does the harlem shake

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds and they had to call Wendys for backup.

Yo Momma so fat, I bumped into her and said "Sorry, my mistake." And she said "Did you just say steak?!"

Yo Mama So Fat she has mass whether the Higgs Boson exists or not.

Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

Yo mama so fat all she wanted for christmas is to see her feet

Yo mama so fat she went to Mcdonalds tripped over Burger King and landed on Wendy's!

You mama so fat that when she sat of Home Depot it became Lowes.

Yo mama so fat even Meghan Trainor made an exception and called her "treble".

Yo momma so fat that the National Weather Service named each of her farts.

Yo mama so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctors gave her 10 years to live!

Yo mama so fat that when she fell down the stairs, I wasn't laughing but the stairs were cracking up.

Yo mama so fat she has two watches one for each time zone she's in.

Yo mama so fat that when she took a selfie, Instagram crashed.

Yo momma so fat, she enjoys long romantic walks to the refrigerator.

Yo mamas so fat when she stepped on the scale, the doctor said "Holy Crap, That's My Phone Number"

yo mama so greasy and fat she uses bacon as a bandaid

Yo mama so fat, she can devour a Big Mac in two bites.

yo mama so fat, her Apple Watch is and iPad Pro on a rope.

Yo mama so fat she ate a whole Pizza....Hut.

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