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Combat Philosophies of the various Races:
The Amarr pray for God; God says I'm better than you, so just stop fighting back.
The Caldari pray for Money: I don't need a fast ship; I can hit you from here.
The Gallente pray for Peace; Just wait 'til I get in range....
The Minimatar pray their ships hold together; Hold on, as soon as I find something heavy I'll kill you with it. ಠ_ಠ


Some People are like clouds, once they fuck off it's a beautiful day. ◕‿◕


And a short story....

There was an Caldari pilot, a Gallente pilot and a Damsel sitting together in
an InterBus shuttle going through Essence. The shuttle's pilot made an apologetic
announcement that the passenger lighting was faulty and may go out for periods
of time during their journey.

Right on cue, the shuttle lights went out and it was completely dark.

Then there was a kissing sound, followed by the sound of a really loud *SLAP*. When
the lights came back on, the Damsel and the Caldari pilot were sitting as if nothing
had happened, and the Gallente had a nasty red slap mark on his face.

The Gallente guy was thinking: "The Caldari fella must have kissed the Damsel and
she missed him and slapped me instead."

The Damsel was thinking: "The Gallente fella must have tried to kiss me and actually
kissed the Caldari fella and got slapped for it."

The Caldari pilot was thinking: "This is great. The next time the power goes out,
I'll make another kissing noise and slap that Gallente guy again."


You're mother is so fat, that if she wants to go shopping your dad needs to drop a cyno