Spickin Span

Spickin Span was a small boy who grew up on a small farm in a small state near the Matar Bolvine Empire Inc. Moo Moo factory. From an early age, Spickin knew that one thing had to happen in his life.

Dirt. Dirt is the reason why, for all things, we are what we are. The mud, the dirt, the rocks -- cornerstones (heh) of this universe. Brown dirt, shiny dirt, wet dirt, stinky dirt; all things are dirt.
But it doesnt stop there. Green dirt, blue dirt, yellow dirt, dirty dirt. The dirt is us, the dirt is me, the dirt is you. You are dirt. We are dirt.

And his goal was clear; to be the harbringer of a new age. To engage in communion with the dirt. To bring dirt to people far and wide. To trade the crumbly dirt for the shiny dirt and the shiny dirt for even shinier dirt. Dirt that shoots lasers. Dirt that is lasers. Dirt that lasers fear!

Dirt. Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt. Dirt dirt. Dirt dirt dirt dirt dirt. Dirt dirt dirty dirt dirt dirty dirt dirt.

Dirt.

Dirt dirt dirt.