Huge Gaping Angus

Heres a quick rundown:
.rothschilds bow to the Bogdanoffs
.in contact with aliens
.rumoured to possess psychic abilities
.control france with an iron fist
.own castles and banks all over the world
.direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
.will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
.own basically every DNA editing research facility on Earth
.first designer babies will be Bogdanoff Babies
.both brothers said to have 400+ IQ
.ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon the Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
.These are the Bogdanoff twins
.They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
.You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
.The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church
.They learned fluent French in under a week