zingtang mingus

and the egg dideth roar as it cracked with magnificent finesse, the beauty of it was something to marvel, each fragment slowly summersaulting in slow motion, breaking away as if new children entering existence... tumbling with a grace that makes you want to cry, you realise you cannot cry though because youve already been crying for 2 weeks straight gazing at this wonder, and youre bone dry. You havnt noticed it yet but youre a shrivled prune on the verge of leaving this plane, dehydrated and famished beyond the point any normal human being could possibly withstand, a pathetic excuse of something that once was, you make a starving child look like a gannet, how dare you!


some say when it feverishly prodded itself in the better of it's 3 nostrils for the 24th time, its splendor stroked the mind of approximately 23321 fertile legs of chicken and created a chain reaction so small that no one would ever notice but so important the universe was at stake, only one person could save the day, and that person was no longer a person... it was a chicken leg, infact it was one of the 23 thousand fertile chicken legs and to this day no one knows what came first, the chicken leg or the person... a legendary conundrum told for aeons across the vast universe, even in the deepest unknown parts, the parts yet to be discovered, this story even crosses the bounderies of time, god heard this story from someone whilst being the only thing in existence which makes it impossible, and even god didnt have an answer, this frustrated god and he threw a tantrum, he threw it so hard it created a rip in time and space, this wasnt any normal tantrum... this was a physical tantrum that he actually threw, thats why it tore space, what a baby, anyhow, that rip caused a bang of sorts for some reason and that was the start of the universe as we know it, but lets not detract from the main point, scholars, monks, and otherworldy beings with unparalelled intelect have all tried to answer this ancient riddle.. what came first?? but most end up falling into madness and despair, spiraling into pure chaos... bum juice


hah! It was quite funny actually, that one time,.. I was just sitting there and out of no where a ray of light beamed across my room from the window and illuminated a perfectly spherical triangle upon my upper left eyebrow, imediately after I had noticed this my right foot started to tapdance on the floor, and that was that....