Leon Akachi

Have you ever been wrong about something? Of course you have you microcephalic adopate. Why, you probably don't even realize I called you an idiot. It's sad really.

Hello, I'm Leon...Founder and CEO of the Leon is Always Right Foundation. Here at LARF we strive to bring knowldege to a galaxy that is so utterly devoid of it. I also just realized how terrible that acronym sounds...and will not be using it again.

Every day, hopeless idiots go out into the universe flying drunk or using the word "literally" incorrectly. Seriously Greg...you can literally go die in a barn fire. But enough about Greg and his crimes against language. Did you know that over 99.9% of people ARE in fact idiots? Terrifying I know. But the good news is...there is a cure.

You see, I am one of the select few completely immune to ignorant bullshit, and it is my dream to spread my wisdom full time. A ray of light to cut through the darkness.