Hentrix Kalastria

Gallente ships are for people who enjoy the colour green, but suffer with poor eyesight. Also good for narcoleptics, if you fall asleep the drones will do the work for you. If in doubt, blame the Caldari

Minmatar ships are for pilots who value function over form, repairability over reliability and the feel of rusty metal over anything clean, soft or polished. If in doubt, add more rusty metal, give it some WD40, and a roll of duct tape.

Caldari ships are for those who think aesthetics are wasteful. And are perfect for the pilot that requires a ship that will keep working even when the capacitor has fallen out and the warp core is venting to space. If in doubt, shoot missiles until the target doesnt exist any more.

Amarri shops are for those who must fly in the lap of luxury, and prefer to leave mundane tasks to the lower orders. Good for fans of gold and velvet. Disused slave holds are an asset for the kinky pilot. If in doubt, whip the controls until it works.