Zen-Master Woo

A Minmatar pilot and a Caldari pilot get back from a roam. The Caldari pilot has a killboard as long as his arm, while the Minmatar hasn't hit a thing.

The Minmatar finishes his ale and says, "I quit, I'm going to the hangar to shoot myself! "

The Caldari says, "Better take plenty of ammo! "




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If i hide wrecks from overview, can i still see minmatar ships?



What's a Retriever pilot's favourite genre of music?

Soft rock


A Caldari pilot and Amarr pilot are transporting some slaves when they get ganked:

Caldari Pilot: "We have to abandon ship!"

Amarr Pilot: "What about the slaves?"

Caldari Pilot: "Fuck the slaves!"

Amarr Pilot: "Do we have time?"


A Thukker, Krusual, Brutor, Sebiestor, Vherokior, Nefantar and a Starkmanir are in a shuttle together.

Who's flying the shuttle?

C.O.N.C.O.R.D.

What does the Bermuda Triangle and Goons have in common?

They've both swallowed a lot of seamen.

Hope you enjoyed the jokes!