Last ActiveSep 8, 2026
BirthdayJul 7, 2017 (9 years old)
Next BirthdayJul 7, 2027 (256 days)
Combat
Kills0
Losses6
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio67%
ISK
Destroyed0
Lost60.33m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-60325656
Solo
Solo Kills0
Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
Other
NPC Losses2
NPC Loss Ratio33%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
ActivityInactive
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Bio
\U0001f680 Captain of Questionable Decisions \U0001f680
I came to EVE Online looking for adventure, fortune and glory.
I found mining lasers, empty wallets and a ship held together with duct tape.
I've spent years learning the important skills:
• How to lose ships
• How to blame lag
• How to accidentally warp into trouble
• How to spend ISK faster than I can earn it
• How to say "one more mission" at 3am
Currently flying around New Eden pretending I know exactly what I'm doing.
If you see me in space, don't worry...
I'm probably lost.
Fly safe o7
...unless you're carrying something expensive. \U0001f608
I came to EVE Online looking for adventure, fortune and glory.
I found mining lasers, empty wallets and a ship held together with duct tape.
I've spent years learning the important skills:
• How to lose ships
• How to blame lag
• How to accidentally warp into trouble
• How to spend ISK faster than I can earn it
• How to say "one more mission" at 3am
Currently flying around New Eden pretending I know exactly what I'm doing.
If you see me in space, don't worry...
I'm probably lost.
Fly safe o7
...unless you're carrying something expensive. \U0001f608
Dashboard
Stats
Kills0
Losses6
Efficiency0%
ISK Destroyed0
ISK Lost60.33m
ISK Efficiency0%
Solo Kills0
Solo Losses6
NPC Losses2
Blob Factor0
Active TimezoneUSTZ
Final Blows0
Points0
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