Last ActiveJun 16, 2017
BirthdayApr 18, 2017 (9 years old)
Next BirthdayApr 18, 2027 (175 days)
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Kills0
Losses1
Efficiency0%
Danger Ratio100%
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Destroyed0
Lost5.84m
ISK Efficiency0%
Balance-5844075
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Solo Ratio0%
Final Blows0
Combat Points0
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NPC Loss Ratio0%
Avg Kills/Day0.00
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Bio
So there was this fish that worked at a small bar under the sea. Every day he would wake up at the same time, go to work at the same time, serve what felt like the same customers, go home, sleep, and do it all over again. Every single day. He was really starting to wonder why he did it at all. What was the point? He truly was feeling the familiar feeling of being a lifeless cog in a machine. He was feeling especially down while he was at work one day, when he saw an unfamiliar dolphin sitting at one of his tables. He goes over to the dolphin and introduces himself before asking if he was ready to order. The dolphin looked at the fish for a moment before asking if he was feeling okay. The fish assumed that maybe his existential dread was displayed on his face, and replied, "I'm alright I guess, just in a bit of a rut. I'm starting to wonder what my purpose in life is." The dolphin smiled at the fish and said, "My friend, your purpose at the moment is to serve a porpoise."
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