Very Fake News
4.70

Very Fake News

Disasterpiece LTD[--DPS]
Dec 15, 2020
Apr 6, 2017(9y)
Apr 6, 2027(351d)
Combat
Kills56
Losses148
Efficiency27%
ISK
Destroyed19.91b
Lost18.48b
ISK Eff.52%
Solo
Solo Kills15
Solo Ratio27%
Final Blows23
Points56
Other
NPC Losses28
NPC Loss Ratio19%
Avg Kills/Day0.02
ActivityInactive
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Bio
Fake news, (formerly known as CNN and BBC) , is news that is (oddly enough) fake. Thanks to the Internet, fake news has infected the entire cosmos. Before the internet and everything great in the universe, such as 'Cheesecake' and 'Anal', Jesus Christ of Earth's (reportedly a flat and hollow disc shaped planet) Christianity religion famously said that "Fake news can travel the world and f*** your wife raw on the kitchen counter while you are still putting your work boots on." He wasn't talking about you though, everyone knows you are dying alone. Despite reports that only Don Lemon and literally every female from The View make and spread fakenews, Everyone in the history of the Universe is guilty of making fake news. Telling your wife that you were 15 minutes late coming home because you 'ran into traffic' and not because you were banging an insecure coworker is, sadly, considered fake news by most experts. Certain maniacal douchebags and panty sniffers such as Mark Zuckerberg thought it would be a good idea to create more fake news with the invent of social media. This time, the news would be shared by crazy uncles high on cocaine rather than "professionals" [who only do cocaine in secret]. Unfortunately for the human race, it is a species corrupted and plagued by inept, anti social war criminals that think that furries deserve the same rights as everyone else. Thankfully for the rest of society, they all gather in a place called Reddit, as to more easily identify them.
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Intel Profile
PlaystyleSolo (0 kills)
Avg Fleet: -