Max Hellen

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't have a girlfriend, my hand's my only lover
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
One night a week my mom likes to cook me supper
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And Michael Keaton was my favorite Batman

I was walking down the street just the other day
I saw these two fine bitches, they were walking my way
"Yo, what you girls doing tonight?" is what I wanted to say
But suddenly I panicked, my voice started to shake
So I put my head down, and I just walked away
I had a bus to catch anyway, it worked out great
Got on the bus, put my headphones on, and pressed play
Sheryl Crow, James Blunt, and motherfucking Ace of Bass
Yo, what can I say? It's just a day in my life
I'm up early in the morning, in bed early at night
To be productive at work, I got to be well rested
Yeah, motherfucker, you heard what I just said

I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
My favorite movies as a kid were Superman and Ghostbusters
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater
I'm just a regular everyday normal motherfucker
And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan