You know you play too much EVE when....
...You walk into a Walmart and think to yourself, "Damn! I hate jita!"
...You're driving in the ghetto and you think to yourself, "I need to get out of low-sec."
...You run away from a car accident because you're afraid the other driver is going to Pod you.
...You get turned on by the phrase, "Skill training completed."
...While having sex, you stare into your partner's eyes as you say "Docking permission requested."