Dar Gan

When i was a young lad my three elder brothers use to beat me with shovels and baseball bats. They said it was to build character and strength since being born into a life of slavery and torture. My parents were killed in a tragic accident when i was at the age of five. As my papi was drinking his rum and my mother sucking his dick, they did not notice the giant astroid as it destroyes the habitation module with them dieng a painless almost instant death. I was forced into slavery with my elder brothers, Vox and Geremut, to the day Vox died in the mines. Geremut and i escape and join the Republic Security Services. there we start our new life working as mercenaries, trying to scrape by with the bare minimum.


Then i somehow manged to kill enough people and make the money to pay for this game and buy a computer. It was hard doing it tho as they were on PCP and child molesters, i did it all bare handed by ripping thier eyes out of thier heads. when it was all done and i had taken thier money i burned their houses and thier crack-addicted children. I then was able to come to America by swimming from the uncharted island of Hellfire. I had a very terrible and horrific life and it would be greatly appreciated if any players would give me some stuff as i scraped by the bare minimum in real life , i would like to be wealthy on this game.

Sincerly,
Orville Redenbacher.