Golith Kaan

AKA: Fuzzylumps
Full time village idiot part time pilot, and consumer of beans.
Stay in drugs, eat your school, don't do vegetables.
I know I used to know how to think, I just can't remember how I used to do it.

It takes equal amounts of bean cans, duct tape, and chewing gum to fly a Minmatar ship.
Flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs backwards while firing two Uzis, blindfolded.
My check engine light keeps coming on, I have no idea why, they are still there every time I look.

If you ever hear a strange noise in your ship after exiting wormhole space, just make weirder noises to assert dominance.


[07:30:38] Golith Kaan > Semantics, you are shooting minerals (ships) into raw materials (salvage) for future use & money. Just because combat minerals shoot back doesn't mean it's not mining.