IRLBurly

[14:52:43] Drellia > nothing can pop a dessie fitted with blind hope and dreams


magnemetric - gallente ion field projector
gravimetric - caldari spacial destabilizer
ladar - minmatar phase inverter
radar - amarr white noise ECM
stormtrooper: Where's Bob?
Other Stormtrooper: Oh, didn't you hear? Bob's dead. Jedi got 'im. You know those big crates we have downstairs?
Stormtrooper: Those are so heavy.
Other Stormtrooper: He threw one at Bob.
Stormtrooper: Oh man. That's...
Other Stormtrooper: I'm not done. Then, this guy pulled a TIE Fighter into the ship from space, through the window, and used it to crush Bob. Then he hit him with a lightsaber, and then he put some lightning on the saber and hit him some more...
Stormtrooper: Jedi are assholes.