Dractus Calamari

Amarr: God says I'm better than you, so stop resisting.
Caldari: Who needs a fast ship? I can hit 'em from here.
Gallente: Just wait 'til I get in range........Ah screw this, drones attack!
Minmatar: Damnit, the duct tape came off again.

flying Minnie ships is like flying down the freeway going 90 miles an hour in an office chair firing an uzi........

Space Monkey hang u upside down from ankle from palm tree and beat u with bamboo stick. Space Monkey lower u down and give u smoke and tell u to say… Space Monkey #1!!! If u say or no say… no matter… Space Monkey pull u back up palm tree and beat u more with bamboo stick… make u scream in pain… then throw fuel on u and light u up like marsh mellow for all monkey to see. Then Space