Hell's Mercenary

I maintain my mining through sheer intimidation.
It's hard to initimidate asteroids! they're old.. and they got attitude.

Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, has never tried to staple water to a tree.

Son: hey dad I saved a girl from getting raped yesterday,
Dad: oh yeah? how'd you do that??,
Son: I convinced her

Ex-Pirate gone carebear miner/missioneer.
NRDS

"Drinking non-alcoholic beer is like muffing your sister...........
It tastes the same, but there's just something not quite right about it"

Oobedoob Benubi: Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off.