"No, you keep pulling these accusations out of thin air! I have said it before and I'll say it again: We are as much committed to the common good as any corporation can be in this harshly competitive environment. Our corporate social responsibility code puts us on a thouroughly progressive course in our relationship with our employees, customers, and the general public. It is what our shareholders want and it is what we are comitted to. You may insinuate at these so-called 'shady operations' all you want, but our records, which were released to the press at our initiative, clearly show that your conspiracy theories are utterly unfounded. Your tenaciousness is admireable, so let me finish by giving you some heartfelt advice: If you should ever go public with this again, it will not be our lawyers you'll have to worry about!"

Corporation's CCO statement, 112/10/15