Kei Akuma

This is Kei Akuma in the Porkchop Express and I'm talking to who ever is listening out there. Like I told my last wife I says, "Honey I never fly faster than I can see besides that it's all in the reflexes."

You listen to the ol'Porkchop Express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright. When some wild eyed eight foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the Akuma Sushi bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if you've paid your dues. Well you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what ol'Kei Akuma always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Kei?
Yes sir. The cheque is in the mail.

Well ya see I'm not saying that I've been everywhere and I've done everything but I do know it's a pretty amazing galaxy we live in here and a man would have to be some kind of fool to think we're all alone in this universe.


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(The song that plays in Kei's head while mining.)

https://youtu.be/f6T433dN8Io


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But most importantly, Fedo is my co-pilot.