I am NOT high.... Realy....

The following drones were lost during combat. Their heroic actions shall never be forgotten.

R.I.P Bob, Steve, Teddy, Harvey, Theo, Jones, Philip, Markus, Greg, Jimmy, Thomas, Xavier, Jeremy, Luke, Simon, Harvey, William, Lindsay, Oswald, Francis, Henry(MIA), Zack(MIA), Vernon(MIA)

A wise man once said that flying Minmatar is like riding an office chair down a flight of stairs firing an uzi.

He's quite correct. Except that he forgot to entail that said chair must be covered in rust, preferably have a sail or two, and most importantly; one uzi is nowhere near sufficient. Gonna need 5 or 6. Just stick 'em somewhere.
Strap 'em on with belts of ammunition, if they fall off, eff it. They were out of ammo anyhow.