Driva

Born in the Year of the Blunt Blade under his great grandmothers fat recyclers.
Muzungo Brutal Segerdriva is this gentleman’s name in its entire glory.

Early moments of glory:

Age 11: Driva's pet rat "Muggo-moggo" dies of heart failure due to excessive gluttony.

Age 13: Driva meets ms Crabbar-pla-bla for the first time. He falls in love. Uncertain if she even notice
him among the other rust removers that scuttle around her fathers castle-ship, Driva leaves to travel
the road of the old wreck salesman.

Age 21: Meets Danny Lo for the first time. A happy coincidence have them both survive, without much loss of ammo, and there after
they both refers to each other as "friends".

Age 28: Gets famous overnight! Unfortunately, not on prime time and therefore the star of fame soon fall
back into the black sea of oblivion.

Age 31: Starts his well known biz' "Mr Drivas Used Wreck and Rental"

Age 32: Makes a brief but loud guest appearance in the interactive comic book series "Delicious
Undressed Hell chicks vs Godzilla the Kind"

Age 32: The number of companies taking juridical action against "Mr Drivas Used Wreck and Rental"
numbers 100! Driva celebrates the event in Middenheim where his favorite snotteboll' team plays.

Age 55: Starts up the intergalactic Inn "Drivas Inn"

Age 56: The popular Inn, Drivas Inn, wins the intergalactic prize for "most innovative name".