Chyphus

SIGH-FUS Age: Bout Tree fiddy

Once an avid harmless useless carebear, Chyphus enjoyed looking at the tranquility of the asteroids. Then one day whilst mining with his mom and dad, BOOM PEW PEW! It was all over... Chyphus manage to get away in his pod but the pirates took something more precious than their ship, his parents frozen corpses were frozen in space. Due to a technical difficulty with outdated Apple software his parents were never recovered.. Chyphus tried to return to his humble carebear days but everything was different. The bland pieces of rocks were mere shadows of his weakness that he know someday would be his downfall again. Blessed with rage, Chyphus redirected his life in the pursuit of a goal that would fill his hole in his heart blasted by the viscious pirates. Although the hole may never be truely filled, but there is always more room for more bodies...

-Chyphus "FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS" Chyphton

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