Ghengiskhen

After divorcing Barbie, Ken joined an ancient mongol religious sect. As soon as he can afford a fuzzy hat with horns, well maybe one broken horn and the other one crooked you know what I mean. That strategic angle forward thats sort of intimidating. Right? And maybe a two tone fuzzy scheme. Kinda dark on top with a really dark ring. He's gonna get one thats the point of the rant. The bald streak on the side of his head is really bothering his self esteem. And is starting to get in the way of picking up chicks. As if it's not hard enough to find someone way out here in the middle of nowhere. You know? Rogain is almost impossible to find out here. And don't get me started on finding a decent cup of coffee.