b8sic

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Founder: B8sic Airlines

Where millions of capsuleers have been serviced, with the highest of prices, and lowest of standards. Here at B8sic Airlines we pride ourselves on the most baseless prices in the industry.

Here at B8sic Airlines we believe in removing obstacles from your enjoyment at a cost anyone can afford. Our business model has excelled by refusing to adopt industry standards and regulations. We achieve true price inconsistency through not reimbursing for any damages or missing parts. We also offer 0 liability for the cleanliness of your property.

Here is our company operating policy in full:

During our posession of the items it is considered property of B8sic Airlines. The items, here, is our property... and we can choose to do with OUR PROPERTY... WHATEVER WE SO DESIRE!


Disclaimer: Forming and accepting our contract constitutes agreement with said contract above.

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B8sic Airlines